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Author Topic: Is it free to skydive naked?  (Read 22165 times)
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« on: March 26, 2008, 01:18:01 AM »

If so, do you have their contacts?

I am completely serious about this one. It saves money and it'll feel 'natural' so why not Smile

Hahaha, bet nobody saw this one coming when the forum stated "Non-dragonboat related topics"
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 11:07:10 AM »

Alrighty then  Drooling

What ever turns your crank honey.

Perhaps Photog could do a photo shoot of you for paddler of the month!
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 12:04:15 AM »

can i do your make up for your shoot then?  i can make parts appear larger or smaller...
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 01:33:05 AM »

probably get blown a skewer by all that wind, parts go flapping Shocked,

pretty sure you'd have this already, but worth a try shooting these guys an e-mail

http://www.vancouver-skydiving.bc.ca/contactus.html

[email protected]
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 11:27:26 AM »

"flapping" luke?

...."flapping".



anyway I called the place the next morning after posting this, asking about the drop zone, the fees, safety requirements etc.

then
"Oh I have another question, and I'm completely serious about this one. Is it free if you skydive naked?"

the man, in a very normal tone, answered that it depends on my figure.

I should go in for a quote o_O
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 03:55:31 PM »

why is it that the good looking peeps never think of doing this?  Confused
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 04:20:15 PM »

up for advertisement shots are ya?
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 01:52:08 AM »

Who are you calling not-good-looking, ed?!
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 11:36:18 PM »

Luke's thinking about "flapping" being a problem - did he consider the possibility of chafing?  This could be worse!
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 10:42:33 AM »

Luke's thinking about "flapping" being a problem - did he consider the possibility of chafing?  This could be worse!

agreed.  I don't know about you, but I don't like the thought of how my bare skin would feel after the chute caught the air and jerked me "upwards".  The safety harnesses are designed for safety, not for comfort. 

that would be quite the chaffing, especially in the crotch region. 
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 03:32:59 PM »

a free-fall wedgie wouldn't feel as bad for a girl would it?
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 06:39:36 PM »

hmmm.....after looking at that fine diagram sent in by Colossus, I would say that a "free-fall wedgie" would definitely hurt just as much for a girl, not to mention certain other crucial body parts.  Even if it were free to skydive naked (which it should be!) it's probably not worth it!  There are a lot of other activities that might be more fun while naked.
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 10:03:58 PM »

There are a lot of other activities that might be more fun while naked.

lol, me and my dirty mind,

so do we get to see the pictures after?
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 01:50:01 AM »

My friend's friend has gone bungee jumping naked at Whistler. He also got a free membership to bungee jumping for that.

Maybe I'll try that.. but in the summer when parts don't shrink. Gotta look good for that camera...

That picture does look quite painful in the chest region. I also thought of how cold it is 125,000 ft in the air... imagine floating for 8 minutes with someone strapped to your back while you get frostbite in places you never knew could get frostbite.
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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 01:11:08 PM »

if you're real fug, they might pay you instead to put your clothes back on. score!  Ashamed
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