So anyway.
I decided to take matters into my own hands, but not with skydiving (yet)
I went to Whistler today with 6 friends (you are probably reading this right now) and even though it wasn't free, it was indeed very liberating. Wow, it takes a lot of nerve to jump off a bridge into a river of glacier water! No, I was not in my full birthday suit because that involves things that I do not want to be violated with in certain areas. It was a good experience nonetheless. The second jump was a lot more comfortable

Many pictures and videos were taken and are now in their trusted hands. However I made this video that is PG13 so you guys can enjoy the thrill too.
Please do not laugh at me (too hard) when you see me around.