Dragon Boat West

Riding dinosaurs, carving our names in the moon, time travel. These are 3 things that are highly unlikely but never impossible for "The Goblin Empire"; That dragon boat team that has rocked your face off for the last 2 years is at it again.

1. We are in Victoria
2. We will practice Tuesdays @5:30 and Thursdays @7:00
3. We will be doing at least 5 festivals next season, we plan on doing a further away one this year as well.
4. We need people with commitment, awesomeness and ready to partake in a great time.

Any questions? Give us a shout [email protected], we would love to have you on board. If you cant, join our facebook group and keep up with our antics anyways.

website: http://www.goblinempire.com/  (will be updated shortly)
facebook: http://www.facebook.com/goblinempire

See you on the water, or at least in the beer garden.

"Obviously we have some goblins in a dragonboat. We be climbing in your boats and snatchin new paddlers up. We're looking for you, we gon find you. So you can run and tell that homeboy."

** Antoine Dodson is not part of the goblin empire, but if he was Im sure this is what he would say.

That is a quality poster I have to say

I'd join just by the poster alone lol

You can always join the facebook group. Its been scientifically proven to expand your awesomeness gland by at least 40%. Look it up.

Had our first two practices last week and they were AWESOME. Doing it more next week. Hope the world doesnt explode from so much greatness

Season is well underway and we still have seats available. We have starwars and batman recruitment posters, thats pretty darn awesome. Dont you want to be a part of that?

First practice photo. What's missing? YOU!

(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216221_215730061772828_124283217584180_916735_6735748_n.jpg)

http://www.facebook.com/goblinempire

Contact us: [email protected]

I don't think any of those weapons are IDBF approved.

Im sure I read something about the allowance of RETRACTABLE claws, swords are allowed but only if they are longer then the user is tall,  FICTIONAL hand guns, brass knuckels are allowed as well but only if they "look cool". Spider webbing is allowed too but needs to be made of natural materials and not contain any performance enhancing drugs.

At least something along these lines was on my copy, parts were written in crayon and others needed a special marker and some lemon juice to see with the human eye, but it was there none the less.

AKA. CHICKEN RUN THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE AWESOME

i've checked out your site - my awesomeness has exploded from such greatness...I feel like hitting something... water ... with a paddle, cleanly like a retractable claw or something  :shock:

Love the posters and the ads. Not for me--wrong city-wrong team but neat posters and great attitude

Hey all, it looks like we have reached our full roster and are now taking a waitlist.

I have compiled a list of websites for getting over the pain of no longer being able to join

http://www.helpguide.org/mental/grief_loss.htm (http://www.helpguide.org/mental/grief_loss.htm)
http://cmhc.utexas.edu/griefloss.html (http://cmhc.utexas.edu/griefloss.html)
http://www.stayingalive.ca/dealing_loss.html (http://www.stayingalive.ca/dealing_loss.html)

and MOST importantly...
http://www.facebook.com/goblinempire (http://www.facebook.com/goblinempire)

See everyone out on the water!

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http://www.facebook.com/goblinempire (http://www.facebook.com/goblinempire)

If you vote, vote Goblin.