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Title: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: mandachan on January 15, 2010, 11:01:00 PM Good evening paddlers,
I am currently looking for a young, fit male to help fill my needs. He must be determined, driven, and comfortable getting in position. Men with washboard abs and hair that looks good wet, are considered first. Must enjoy long, slow aerobic workouts as well as hot and quick sessions. Experience in the latter would help tremendously... if you need guidance I don't mind showing you how it's done. Cooking and cleaning skills are an asset but not required. Oh yeah, being able to paddle would help too. If you fit the above, please [email protected]. Training starts the first wednesday of March. Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: paddleboy on January 16, 2010, 08:46:11 PM Hmmm , this sounds like a tough position requiring massive amounts of endurance . Are there time trials involved ,if so how many a year ? If more than 1 applicant will there be race-off 's ? Is this limited by age or just sheer performance ? LoL
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: mandachan on January 18, 2010, 03:59:46 PM There will definitely be some testing to see if the applicant fits well. He must be alright with group activities as well as solo play.
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: NFW on January 20, 2010, 06:41:56 PM LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Hmmmm...so if there is a time trial, will the quickest time win or the longest time?? hahaha I vote this thread to be the "Best of DBW recruitment post"! Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: shuynh28 on January 21, 2010, 09:45:19 PM Lol oh, Amanda... if I were a dude, I'd definitely want to be recruited by you... over again and over again ;)
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: Illuminate on January 22, 2010, 08:24:03 AM LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Hmmmm...so if there is a time trial, will the quickest time win or the longest time?? hahaha I vote this thread to be the "Best of DBW recruitment post"! Start off slow, then end fast 8)) Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: zephyrantes on January 22, 2010, 08:48:55 PM would it be ok if he came with a 51" hard wooden shaft? Or would you prefer the black colored shaft?
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: Illuminate on January 22, 2010, 09:02:58 PM Once you go black...
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: NFW on January 22, 2010, 11:43:13 PM LMAO! This thread is full of lols!
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: Aquaman on January 24, 2010, 11:06:06 AM Hmmm...I think I may fit the criteria.
Women that I have paddled with say that NOBODY can reach and rotate like I do. And my drive and endurance are supposedly pretty good. On the other hand, some have stated that I start my finish far too early... :P Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: mandachan on January 25, 2010, 01:26:57 PM He can make it hot and quick, or long and strong... I don't mind as long as there's a powerful finish.
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: zephyrantes on January 26, 2010, 05:05:49 PM 10 good power strokes..
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: LittleSchrodinger on January 26, 2010, 05:26:27 PM Leg drives...
Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: Dr. Evil on January 26, 2010, 08:44:41 PM 10 good power strokes.. Make sure you focus on the "entry" & "exit" part of your stroke Zephyrantes! You can worry about the "recovery" part later! Title: Re: Looking for someone to fill a male spot. Post by: zephyrantes on January 26, 2010, 10:55:39 PM EVIL! It's been a while.
yes..yes! I'll have to remember that piece of advice the next time I DIP MY WOOD into the wet. |