Dragon Boat West

Borrowing from the East Coast board and by request that a female should start this topic ...

Which team do you think has the hottest paddlers?  Better yet, who do you think is the hottest paddler?

Guido ... why don't you start us off with a few names from your little black book. :wink:  

LOL... does Guido even log on anymore???

On behalf of the ladies from my team, they nominate "The Rock" from PDX Paddling?   Since he was able to cast a shadow for my teammates with only his left boob.

I second that! That guy is a living God. I want to grow up and be just like him.  :cry:  :wink:
a close second would be a tie between Steamrollers Moaner, and Nook in all his sexy black lycra.  :wink:

For women . . . I vote for: paddling groupie, Webigal, @ngel, Ronnie, shorty, ali,  chinahat, nancyngo, lavelle, bettilicous, fallenangel, tokyosoultrain, noni, chai4me, and Zeph - yeah, all tied for first place.  :P

just kidding Zeph.  :lol:
(for those who don't know, Zeph is a rather large and intimidating man :wink: )

that guy (the rock paddler portland dude) is like.... epitome of intimidation

*sets his goal for next year*

Okay photog...thanks for the compliment.  It's been months since I've logged on and to my surprise, someone actually mentioned my name.  =)

yes, fallen angel is HOT!!!

Dood, you're a chic . . . what's going on here :idea:   :)

that's not so strange ... this past weekend I heard fallen angel say the same thing about some other girl. :P

is it safe to say that fallenangel's bf is a reeeeaallly lucky guy or what?  :wink:

... dood ur a chick?
girls check out girls all the time!!

THAT is what I like to hear. Thank You!  :P
oh, back on topic, Team Acme sure has some fine candidates:
http://www.dragonboatwest.net/viewtopic.php?t=1578

i nominate lil_yuncha!!!!!!!!!!!!

which in turns UN- nominates me !!!!!!!

and you know who else is hot??? Lil Yuncha!!... damn u fallen angel.. u beat me to her!!

oh wow ...... crazy fit!!!!!!!!!!

do you have a pic of this guy???

ok. we need pics of these 2. haha.

Photog: thanks for nominating me (I know you were serious  :P  )

I have a secret vote...

secret what?  :lol:

the hottest female paddler is on FODB

lavelle??? noni??? sorry i'd say more but i dont know any other names oh oh betty?

....I think he was refering to himself..... :roll:  :roll:  :roll: :P  :P

beedub: thanks for the nomination!   I never knew you always looked at guys as girls; and consequently get turned on by guys.   No wonder you don't have a GIRL friend.

i wouldnt be surprised =] too bad i dont know the names of alot of ppl there ..... there were alot of hot chix this year

There were a lot of hotties... but they were all on Kryptic Storm.

I think I picked the right team to be on.  :D

toooo young . . . i feel like a dirty old man looking at them . . .
Fallen Angel, am i a dirty old man???  :cry:

i actually got those pdx guys on videocamera for the girls on our team....i'll try to copy the pics of my camera and show you the 2 "rocks"..

haha veryyyyyyy dirty

u cant UN-nominate urself... wtf? u didnt even nominate urself, someone else did!
so that's not allowed
but u know, it'd b best if we had pix  :wink:

Acme was two tents down from us ... paddlers sunbathing all weekend long ... lots of eye candy.

"The Rock" is hot, hot, hot  ... saw him for the first time at the Paddlers Party.  I'm praying that PDX will show up in Victoria :pray: .

hey, i'll volunteer my services for that!  :lol:

hmm . . . Women of www.dragonboatwest.net photo-calendar  . . . ? :twisted:

Did u take any pix??

pix!!!
pix pix pix
fallen angel has one of herself on her avatar already =]
so lets see the rest

You first!  :wink:


ahhh . . . you shoulda hung out at my tent. he was hiding at his tent 2 down from us, to avoid crazy fan girls i suppose, he was always there . . . and topless too. :wink:
oh well, too bad sooo sad, and no, i don't have any pics.  8)

Funny... I could've sworn that your team had a fan club going on for a certain paddler from Team LARD...


Interesting... Did you just name all the female DBW users that you've met? Four of those women have not paddled this year, some haven't paddled in a couple years actually...one of them has been out of the country for the past 3 years.. and one's a guy...  :?

Hmm... wonder if Photog was checking him out too...  :think:



Maybe... not too sure.  But there was certainly a huge drool pool from the ladies when we were marshalling for one of the races.   :)

there was?! no one told me nothing.......... why didnt u say anything eug

naw, I have a lot of umm, admiration for a lot of women.  :wink:  but there are a few women i intentionally left out . . . some are like sisters to me so it'd be wrong to include them.  :lol:

ANYways, who are your choices Chaos???  :wink:



I'm a photographer, and I have a girlfriend and ALL women who know me also know I'm a bad @$$ hetero perv, so this excludes me from the sexual orientation jokes. THANKS.  :lol:

hmm, i still dont see any pix=[

you know... its pretty hard to discreetly take pictures of someone you don't know.(unless you got some really long zoom on your camera)
That's probably why there aren't any pics in this thread. :P

let's Make a deal. You supply pics of Kryptic Storm, and I'll supply pics of ACME (which I already did).
Yes? :D

8)

see, this is where all the stalkers start to post up their secret pictures.

Hmm, lemme discuss this with the team first...  :wink:

going back to zeph's comment: if the hottest girl is on fodb, then it's gotta be EDNA, hands down!

Lavelle: sorry, but Edna and Moaner are in a class of their own  :P

for all you peeps out there drooling over the "rock", here are a couple of things you might like to know:

1: He should be in Victoria as a member of Kai Ikaika.
2: I believe he's married, which is why he wasn't at Victoria last year (wedding).
3: I have no idea why I'm privy to this info, nor why I'm sharing it.

later,

butter.

still no pix... sigh

indeed . . . so did you discuss with your team yet?


*cough**nudge*

omg, i totally forgot
hmmm.
i'll put up a team photo... eheheh

boOooOooooo . . .  :lol:
just joking.  :wink:  that would be a good start.  :D

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3924/Untitled-1copy26.th.jpg) (http://img29.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img29&image=Untitled-1copy26.jpg)

aha, i found one!
but u gotta find the hotties urself.

out of the respect for my beloved awesome coaches, i must do this...
(im so dead if they ever find out who i am... :lol: )

(http://amin-mela-lle.net/dboat/alcan/025%20-%20Coaches%20After%20Water%20Has%20Been%20Dumped.jpg)

hmmm....

beano and dre look a little sloshed.....

Sarabbi , got anything bigger?  :D  I'd like to at least be able to see the . . umm, color of everbody's eyes.  :wink:

Baka_Anonymous, wet t-shirts are the best t-shirts.  :P

you're starting to freak me out Photog

:shock: wat? hahah omg, u are freaking me out too...
hmm, u wanna see people's... EYES? even the guys? do u want to get lost in somebody's eyes... IN A PICTURE? hhahaha

u know what? i didnt even discuss with the team about putting up that team pic... so i dunno about anything bigger... i'll try to discuss this with them...  

i think i have to protect my team from people like u...  :lol:

awww nuts. i had hoped to have freaked you out a lot earleir than this.  :lol:


uuugh, no. I just used that as an example of the resolution/detail i prefer to see in photos. you gotta admit, 400X307 pixels for a group pic is tiny! it'd be alright if it were a closeup of a smaller group of 3 or 4 tho.  :lol:
anyways . . . .


bah, that's ok. i have a funny pic of your coach tho, but he won't let me post it here. haha.  :wink:

PSST, pm me with it...
ehehehehhe
he didnt say not to do that!! :twisted:

Come on photog....let's see some of those pics of THE hottest paddler...he he he....me!! Please use the  g-rated ones  :wink:

yes ma'am. :P
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/friends%20and%20family/angel/DSC_1039.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/friends%20and%20family/angel/DSC_1066.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/friends%20and%20family/angel/DSC_1116.jpg)

alright. i just thought this would be a funny pic to do, plus it has pimp factor.  :lol:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/avatars/DSC_4304_photog_400.jpg)

alright. say hello to Webigal.  :D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/friends%20and%20family/Webigal/DSC_6628.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/friends%20and%20family/Webigal/DSC_6709.jpg)
 8)

I'd have to say there are some smokin hot guys on acme, specialty subaru and roli (yeah, I know, I just said my team.. lol)

We need some sexy male paddler pictures to post  since we got to see a few of the ladies..

welcome back kim! it's been what? a year since you last came around?  :P
since you mentioned your own team, how 'bout you try and post some of them?  :)

Ummm ... I haven't noticed any hot guys on Specialty ... :?  

After Victoria, I'd say the hot guys are on Capital Iron Dragons.

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4650/worthless.gif)

while you're at it, put up some pics of yourselves too . . . meh heh heh.  :twisted:

Ray, I've been around but been too lazy to post !!!!  I don't have any "good pics" of me ..  I have a bunch of pics of me taken by my webcam mostly for my site..


[  http://paddling-geek.net/portfolio/pic8.htm ]

Correction ... [at alcan] .... there was only two guys on subaru that caught my eye....   :shock:

looking good kim!
great job stepping up and walking the walk.  :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/angel80/Acme-TeamPhoto.jpg)

Now there's a hot team.

And half naked and hot........
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/angel80/hottub.jpg)

 :o  where's the rest of the girls . .  i mean team?  :P

You mean these girls??


edit - pics removed by request - BigTallTree

good lord woman.  :shock:  :lol:

you like that??  BTW only one of those girls is from ACME.

How about this?


edit - pics removed by request - BigTallTree

I repeat:
Good lord woman.  :shock:  :lol:

ok. your pictures win. i can't beat those.  :lol:

what about voona's bondage pix from alcan last year

AHEM!!!  K, fellow paddlers, let's stay on topic here!!!  

However if you guys what, please start a new thread for S&M stuff...

Aren't there juniors on this forum?  :think:  I think we do, so why don't  we try and keep the pictures a little PG13 eh. I mean I'm sure some people are comfortable with posing in pictures (in certain outfits), but not everyone necessarily needs to see those pictures.

FYI:  :arrow:  Those pictures were taken at the False Creek Women's Regatta last year in Deep Cove.  The girls on the Wayner's Wet Wicked Women's Team (formerly known as "Nasty Girls" :twisted: )  Was compised of paddlers from TCC Carib Dragoneers, Pacific Reach, Dangerous When Wet, and Strathcona Dragons.

FOr at least the last 3 years that team dressed up as "hoes", and it was all in fun.  IT was more about making the crowd laugh than being innapropriate in front of minors.  There were people at the women's regatta with little kids, and in the 3 years I paddled with that team, not once did any of us receive a negative comment, dissaproving look, or obscene gesture.  We made people take a second look, and have a little chuckle with their friends and family about it. :!:

LOL ... Its easlier said then done.. the joys of being single..  :roll:

That's great! I'm sure you all had fun, but like I said not everyone needs to see those pictures on the forum.

I have great fun at halloween and getting sloshed. People don't give me negative comments, disapproving looks or obscene gestures, but pictures of me downing liqour and looking p***ed out of mind wouldn't be posted in a public forum, because not everyone needs to see those pictures.

Thats my point nothing against you or the ladies in the pictures it's just that there are juniors and guest to the forum and until that last reply you had posted, they may not have known as the topic is in regards to "Hottest Paddler"

Thread title edited with NWS (Not work safe).  That should be enough warning. Stay on topic plz.

Whoa, chill out sister.  If the juniors are surfing this site, i.e. they have access to the internet, they must have seen things that are way more racy than what angel is posting.

It's obvious from the pics that the girls are just having fun on Wayner's team.  

For some insight into S&M, local Vancouver film company Paperny Films produced a series called Kink in 2001 on the Vancouver S&M scene and did a series on Toronto a couple years later.

This thread is supposed to be fun not serious, so let's start again.

Did anyone see The Rock in Victoria?  I didn't. :cry:

Welcome to reality .......there are way worse things in High School than have ever shown up on this site. Those pic's are tame compared to whats on the internet . God........I can walk just about into any high school or jr high and see T-string,G-strings ,parts hanging out and lots of other things any time.Come take a look at whats going on behind my place by 12 and 13 yr olds sometime  .Welcome to the real world ........... the pic's are fine Shannon ,they were part of the races and this is a dragonboat forum so it's fair .Stop trying to be a babysitter ,jrs are in the know these days anyway and alot more then some of the older ones on this site ...... it's just having fun .If you don't like it don't look at it .....kinda like TV ,just change the channel  :roll:

back to topic!   PICS! PICS! PICS!

The "Rock" was unable to paddle in Victoria this year as he was competing at the Hilo World Outrigger Sprint Championships in Hilo Bay, Hawai'i. However, I think Kai Ikaika still had plenty of wonderful men to look at.

there's this guy from the Vo2max team...(saw him at alcan) he was the drummer[i think] he always wore black head to toe...and always had his shades...always black and shades and he was pretty short too

a few female paddlers and non paddlers from my school thought he was...a "god" :oops:  i just thought he was pretty good eye candy[in total abnegation]

one of them drooled... actual drool dripped from her mouth :roll: ... anyone know who he is? and if it doesn't hurt... to ask how old... :oops:

He's still single, but that's all I can say...
:lol:

good lord. all that working out has finally paid off man. ;)

are you all talking about ..

Oh well... at least it's good to know that not all female Lower Mainland paddlers look to Portland for their eye candy...

wat do portland paddlers look like? :lol:


does he have a name...

everyone seems to know this mysterious nameless guy... can't i have bitz of information  :roll:

Meowzer.....mysteryious men provide the truest form of Love in life.  

Take Austin Powers for example....."THE man of mystery".  

You can't have everything given to you on a platter.  You have to go out and seek this man if you want him.

Aren't you ALL considered the hottest paddler on your teams?

Sorry meowzers, under our team's "privacy act of the mysterious man" (which we [the team] all had to sign...uhm...verbally  :lol: ), that's all the info I can disclose to you.

I suggest coming out to the races.  :roll:

maybe there's a reason why he's still single.... and not with a girl.  :twisted:

:shock:
meowzers, i guess you and your friends will have to suck it up and go out to some VO2 fundraisers to see for yourself . . . .
 :twisted:

meh it's just me now. Everyone else seems to have found a new summer infatuation.

time to put my elite stalking skills into action :wink:

bringing back the original thread topic

"lets see all those sexified paddlers"

yes yes, the hot "single" paddlers.. LOL  :roll:

we don't want to be tempting any married paddlers :silenced:

Looks like I fit that category as of today. :cry:

you got married? congratz!

if your husband cheats on you u can whack him with your paddle - show him who's boss!

ne who awww it's ok... there isn't a rule that u can't...erm occasionally/secretly take a speedy glance at a sexified paddler...

*wispers* but don't tell him that

no, no, you misread that....I fit into the category...
Just broke up with my boyfriend

hugs, shannon we'll have to go bar hoping in jolly " 125 yr young" richmond..

I love living out in no-where ville right near the farms .. :)

I need some good old bar hopping- foggy dew...the buck....oh sorry, I guess I'm getting off topic...I dont have any more hot paddler pics!!

Look meowzers guess who's picture i found on the forum  :twisted:
(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/alcan2004/DSC_5520_sm.jpg)

Happy tush gawking! :rofl:

and isn't this the other guy you were looking at :whistle:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/VictoriaDBF%202004/DSC_7280.jpg)

don't you just love me?

psy-yai-yai DUCK

Can I get a piece of that too???  I hope he drums for me....

wait till you see how well he handles that big piece of wood.. what do you call it again?

So this is what they were talking bout last night on the docks.   :roll:

Anyhow, you want info?  I got info.  You want the scoop, I got it right here.  Yeah, he's popular with all the ladies.

Now accepting bribes in $100 denominations.  
Vo2 Drummer: I am also accepting counter-bribes btw.  8)

If you'd like to know his name, just go up and ask.  He's easy-going and friendly enough that you don't have to be afraid.

but you better get in line and take a number.....i think it's at number 657?

oh... what's this?   I have ticket #1 in my pocket..

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/500ml/TDBF090504/DSC_D70_2409.jpg)

The guy in the middle (with the white cap) looks pretty good. Which team is he from (since that team was a mix)? I mean techinques looks good too, you can sort of see the the definition of his muscles in his arms and legs. Any other cuties on his team? What do you think "Bill"?  :lol: (mwhahahahhahahahahahaha)

you must be talking about the guy with the bright orange jersey and not the guy with the hat backwards in the green jersey.....right???

i can take bids if you want....haha....good thing i was paddling on the other side, nobody can see my bad technique  =)

i can take bids too . . . paparazzi style yo . . . meheheh.
 :lol:

Nah, no $$$ for bids and paparazzi. Thanks for the offers though. I think I know what team the dude is on, I think the girls look better. Got pics?

oh!  I know who that guy is!!

poopy: how cheap of you to change your avatar just so that you can have your pic in the "hottest paddler" thread

booooo . . .  :lol:

haha....no comment on that one....i'll be having a 1 on 1 chat with one of the admins......haha....

but if you look to the left....isn't guido doing the same thing??

I would recommend you talk to your captain since he was the one that asked me to put it up for you. He said something about you being non-tenchically inclined. If you want it down, PM me and I'll remove it for you.

naw, it's all good....at least nobody will find me cute and try to hunt me down like a few paddlers on this forum....haha.....

however, i will get even with u chaos....u know i will.....hahaha.... :twisted:  :twisted: